Posted 4 days ago

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

Posted 4 days ago
She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it.
(e.v.d.a.)

(Source: meetaclassybitch)

Posted 1 week ago

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(Source: communistbakery)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate)

Posted 2 weeks ago

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

Posted 2 weeks ago

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

Basically

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

My hormones are seriously raging today. Idk, I’m better off locking myself in my room and crying the rest of the night.

Posted 2 weeks ago

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

mellarkbakers:

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(Source: avoxified)